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20/20 Gonzo 21: Public Intoxication


A delegate dash to the Democratic National Convention.  That's what we got, folks.  Either a 78 year old male or a 77 year old male after another 78 year old male killed his campaign and a 70 year old female considers bailing out.  All are considered Caucasian by most objective observers.  Too soon to tell if the lack of diversity, or inclusion, will hurt them in the November general election against the Republican candidate.

Interesting this war on the undiversified dairy industry, have mixed emotions. While no other mammal drinks the milk of another mammal, main concern is the potential elimination of cheese.  Think of Italian or Tex-Mex without it, depressing at best, inedible at worst.  A world without queso seems odd, but gotta respect the fight for female cows.  A dairy gig has got to be the worst, grass grazing and slaughterhouse processing seems the better option for any cow, regardless of gender.

Lines were long on Super Tuesday in Texas.  Surprised to see 72 year old Joe Walsh running for President of the United States on the Republican side.  Really like his stuff with the James Gang and his impact on the Eagles is well known, but it seems some political experience could help his chances.  Guess he's attended to his closet skeletons, all research indicates he's a cool dude, nothing too sinister, nothing too lame.  Probably a few speeding tickets, maybe a public intoxication, some minor hotel vandalism allegations, nothing major.

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