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Red Mud Gonzo: Seventeen



"Technical Form And Mechanical Solutions"  by jpg

All you weary tennis vagabonds, all you lost souls of technical form and mechanical solutions, all you attired and tired, all you Dallas nobles with your products and networks and drinking establishments.  Once a year, just once a year, let's go to Houston.  Despite the zoning, despite the grid, despite the unpleasant.  Split the room how ever many ways.  Rooftop views, they know we're coming, but they are not prepared.



"Isolationism" by jpg

Houston is strong.  Come on!  Be steady, keep panic tendencies out of the decision rooms.  Let Wayne Bryan decide, he is reasonable, he won't pull an Indian Wells.  Madness.  The Houston folks can be influenced.  They trust our thoughts, they need our courage, Vantaggio eats Virus Omlettes for breakfast.  We juice the deuce, we spin in and win, we crash the crash.  Isolationism has no place here.



"The Fear Segment" by AJ

Sadness. Madness… Pervasive. Courtesy of the fear segment of the news.



"Tamiflu"  by CB

Just started Tamiflu today.  Glad it's only 3 days.



"Pit Of Hell" by peoplesDuke

Good luck. Plenty o fluids. You'll lose 10-15 pounds and feel great in a week. I think it's Gods way of keeping us humble. Praying for you and your body to heal itself.  3 days in the pit of hell. Days 4 and 5 are adjusting back to human life.



"Indian Wells Is Cancelled" by TTop

Can't believe Indian Wells is cancelled...crazy.

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