20/20 Gonzo 76: The Supreme Network

 

The parties are lame, attracting the insecure, the uptight, the socially inept, the creeps, the chronic complainers, and others.  Moronic band of Twaddle Dees and Twiddle Dumbs.  Good ole do-gooders all sleazed up in slime, grubbing for coin, blades of all types near, unsuspecting backs with no idea. They subconsciously describe themselves when they describe what they detest, and the parties detest alot, they keep lists of the detested.  The detested cannot be invited to the party unless certain conditions are met and some pledge is hummed, incredibly lame.

News networks, sports networks, shopping networks, and Christmas movie networks aren't mentioned in the Constitution.  In fact, I have fact checked this fact.  The supreme network calls the shots if a certain state, or states, can't get it together.  On many issues, including the voting process.  The network over all networks, with 9 satellites, orbiting.

And now there are lists, it's getting very exciting.  Me, me, me, please!  The Gonzo list for sure, that list full of the absent minded, the crazed, the absurd, the distracted, the triple fact checkers, the interested observers, the uninterested leisure seekers, and the personal pacifists.  Was hoping for the 50 over 50 list, but maybe a few years from now.  Still too young to have seen it all.