20/20 Gonzo 72: Bus Trash

The loud losers are already losing loudly, even before the loss.  Seeking to minimize the humiliation with delusional distractions, raw envy disguised as raw anger, and worthless hoping.  They trust lawyers too much, and the lawyers are in it for the billable hours, the lawyers wanna fight forever and ever, fighting pays good.  The Headrooms will explain it all to the cleaned brains at 7 EST/8 CST.  Indignation, hysterical wailing, bloodshot eyes, and citizen disgust.

The pick-up truckers of Texas have made it clear to the gawdy political tour buses clogging up the roads and highways.  Welcome.  Speeding escorts full of flags and honking through the mean streets, protection from potential rioting, car jackings, and looting maniacs.  Free speech above all, enjoy your stay, please dispose of all bus trash properly.  Don't mess with Texas.

Campfire night for the election.  Plywood sales are booming, the baby fit is being prepared, it's the loser way.  Not only the crying and screaming, but the underwear soiling.  Pampers and Huggies are being hoarded, pacifiers are sold out, butt rash ointment is scarce.  All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo.