12/25/22

Christmas On The Farm


Christmas on the farm, we got holes to dig.
Christmas on the farm, scratch my belly, make it quick.
Christmas on the farm, get some table scraps.
No time for fetching, got no time for naps.

Christmas on the farm, maybe I'll get a toy.
Christmas on the farm, I'll try not to annoy.
Christmas on the farm, and if I chew your shoes.
Remember, please remember, Jesus died for me too.


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