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The Great Wake 48: Cootie Carpet

 

Spick and span in here, that new cootie carpet is nice, lots of government cash, lots of cootie money.  The grey blue shade is perfect and the foot feel is cushioned.  The design is designed for durability, wall to wall.  Mark down another, those test results keep coming back, influenza never paid this good.  Spread out.

Buy some extra machines and instruments.  Only the finest for our office, these visits are important.  These viruses are on the loose, the boosting and quarantining are like spitting in the wind, but they spit in the wind anyway.  These are doctors.  They fear the law, they fear the suit, they just want to doctor, probe and prod and cut and stitch.

Get the old batches out of here, the vials are tainted, the serum is dated, the needles look rusted.  Make room for the new juice, electrolytes and growth hormones, DNA strands from vampire flesh.  Might want to stock up on sleeping pills, pep pills, and lazy pills.  Patients come in droves to relax, that's when we bring in the cosmetic surgeons.  That's when the real money starts rolling.


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