With all the snitching going on, it's important to have the proper tools around. Nuisances should be smacked, we all agree. Nothing more irritating than a spy, we all agree. Introducing the Spy Swatter. Just a swipe away.
It's mostly wrist, not an arm motion. Know their end is quick and justified. A block, a mute, a bird, or two. Sign me up for the Fuck Joe Biden movement, always wanna align with the rational young folks of the country. As a general rule.
Dig up the past, search, search, search. Like grave shovelers, mixing in the organic fertilizer to make the colors pop. Smelling of gasoline and animal poison. Sounding like digital clippers, staring oddly into their snitching screens. Hacking, turning, twisting, without soul, without intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
