20/20 Gonzo 94: The Young Godfather

Invited to the Governor of New York's birthday party, but the invitation indicates my acceptance will cost me ten thousand bucks.  Thinking about it, to meet the actress that played Woody Harrelson's girlfriend in White Men Can't Jump and the dude who played the young Godfather was tempting.  But dang it, seems downright tacky to have a birthday fund raiser.  If I do decide to pony up, no way in hell I'm bringing that dip a birthday present, and there better be a good cut of beef for dinner, a delicious dessert, unlimited drinks, and a decent party bag.

Celebrate good times, come on!  That devildamned virus can suck it.  All we want for Christmas is our two vaccine shots.  Finally, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.  Lockdowns are over, shutdowns are down, luck in, luck out.

There's another birthday to celebrate coming up, Son of God and Man.  Don't think there's any fundraising involved, but the Salvation Army is still ringing those bells.  Give up your change, folks, give up your change.  Upon further thought, this Governor can celebrate his birthday without me and my 10 grand, seems like a real jackass anyway, a crude and vulgar predator sources say.  Like a gutter rat.