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Red Mud Gonzo: Twenty Eight

 

"Brother Basher" by jpg 

They fought a red, muddy, blood war.  Darderi has kept his relative cool.  Took down #2 seed Cerundolo in a blasting, bruising, heap.  Never saw a line call he liked, chunked his racquet, channelled his anger.  The brother basher.


"Nebbiolo Buona" by peoplesDuke

That's a proper pizza and wine dinner.  Barolo is nebbiolo buona.


"Edsel" by Fractional CEO

Played last night, pushed off with my right foot and felt a snap. Barely can walk. Like I said, Edsel.  Medial head gastrocnemius tear, also called tennis leg.


"Balken Culture" by AJ

So glad you went.  What a great trip.  Keep us updated.  Wish I could go right now as I get a lunch break.  Past couple of years this is exactly when I've driven down.  Nenad Zimonjic is like whaaaa april fools in balkan culture is every day, my man! 


"Cat Notes" by jpg 

Cat notes.  The perfect cat and the cake, but lilies are deadly, shuts down their organs.  Best toy for a cat is an empty box, and Catzilla can jump wherever, but they can't have nice things, the claws are too active.  Rabbit dinners, crane flies.  And all agreed, mosquitoes must die.


"Another Chance" by CB

Gorman looks like he's winning.  Brent wants another chance and The Todd looks confused...


"Screw W Tx" by Amos

A President's suite?  I'm in next year....screw w tx...man, looks awesome.  Tell The Todd hey!  Love that dude.


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