Red Mud Gonzo: Twenty Nine
"No Controversy" by jpg
Researching Max Purcell. Has a Wimbledon title in doubles. No controversy to speak of, but he's only won a third of his singles matches for his career. Michael Mmoh's got wins against Zverev, Auger-Alassime, and Hubie. Both 26 years of age, Purcell's won $3.5 million, Mmoh's at $2.5 million. Not bad.
"Whataburger Sucks" by jpg
TTop was curious about the knife. This dude spent 5 years in the Mojave desert, said he lost his sense of reality, said he'd defend his country again if he had to, I thought he wanted something to go down. Told TTop the knife was for killing humans, if needed. He wore his pistol in a holster for everyone to see. *The double meat burger at the TX Burger in Fairfield, Texas was 5 of 5 stars. Deep down, we all know Whataburger sucks.
"1st Victim" by The Mayor
Dumb ass. Loses the element of surprise and becomes the 1st victim. Add to it, he is carrying an oversized, low capacity weapon.
"Max The Mad" by jpg
Max seemed mad. Mad at the line calls, mad at the referee, mad at the ball girls. Made one of them cry when she committed the awful tennis sin of moving. Poor girl, could take weeks to recover from the embarrassment. She hung in there, kept her dignity and composure, she took the high class road. Very River Oaks. Max The Mad skipped the no class road and went directly to the low class road. Seasoned with whining and a poor attempt at embracing the villain role. As a father of daughters, I couldn't accept it quietly. "He made her cry, what an asshole," I bellowed from the stands for hundreds to hear. Then, TTop shouts for thousands to hear, "Default him! Default him!". Immediately, Max The Mad and the referee look up into the stands directly at us. We glared back. He wanted to replay the point, the ref rightly blew him off and gave the point to Mmoh. The Australian Purcell went down meekly after that, he's no Mel Gibson, the true Mad Max. Nice win, Cool Mmoh, enjoy the extra 8 grand, into the Quarters.
"Direct Line" by Houston Landlord
You have my direct line now, feel free to reach out to book directly next year and we can work it out where it's cheaper than what's on Airbnb.