Aww, shucks.
That's just my luck.
Starbucks won't take my bucks.
Oh, well.
Their coffee's stale.
Starbucks can go to hell.
GC.DC.GCDG.
To use as a prop, like rodeo clowns, like duck decoys, like shiny objects, like a lock box from the 90s. Fooling the ignorant people with...