The Great Wake 34: Red Rats

 

These feds are red rats.  See how they act, ignore what they say, the only way to identify a red rat.  At night, cheese hanging out, beady eyes, little red rat sounds.  The light makes them scatter, they hate the day.  Dependent scavengers, living off floor crumbs.

There will be no comments, these are investigations, they are on-going, they are sensitive in nature.  Sources will piss on us, they will leak to us, they are well placed.  Interviews, interrogations, subpoenas, statements, memos, notes, toilets, flushing.  It's a puppet show for dumb people, with lollipops and talking points.  The dumb want to sound smart.

The rest of the country is rolling its eyes, our intelligence is being avoided.  Too involved with enjoying life to worry, but the day of voting vengeance is nearing.  No unity, no way.  Not with red rats.  Not with them.