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Red Mud Gonzo: Thirteen


"Wasteoid" by jpg

Harrison has no lateral movement anymore.  Tough to watch the diminishing.  We are all familiar.  Tomic should consider getting really drunk.  He's a wasteoid.  White pants are everywhere!  The garden has been expanded and elevated.  Brownwyn is a tremendous leader.  Incremental improvement over time.  Kaizen is still relevant.   Wednesday is for the gals at River Oaks.



"Alfa Romeo" by AJ

I want to be a part of this Vantaggio five year plan!  I wish I had my old Alfa Romeo for Vantaggio business.  Had this 1987 Alfa through my twenties in the 1990s!



"He van de Velde" by jpg

Chardy had 5 match points.  The 4th longest match in tournament history.  The Chilean took it in the 3rd. Tiebreak. Garin is green, but he's coming on.  Best victory of his young career.  The Frenchman choked.  He vandeVelde.  We dropped to the bottom seats.  They wern't being used.  We were out of the sun, it was late afternoon.  The sounds of sliding.  And a red dirt wind.



"Runway Girl" by jpg, TTop, peoplesDuke

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The Queen got up this morning.
Luxury was all around.
Champagne smells from the night before.
No telling what went down.
Mid-morning there's some yoga.
Makes everything alright.
Then the doll gets all dolled up.
Her brow game is so tight.

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AmCAmGx2

Oh, she's a honey lady.
Oh, she's got tons of curls.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
She's my lovely runway girl.
She's my lovely runway girl.

Then a beauty nap in the afternoon.
Models need their sleep.
Makes their skin almost see through.
In between the sheets.
Awakes with her runway attitude.
Already walking the walk.
Slides across the bedroom.
Just like she was taught.

(Chorus)

Paris, Milan, and New York City.
She's runwayed them all.
Wearing threads of fashion designers.
In her heels, walking tall.
That's when the fun really begins.
After all the runningways been done.
Time to relax and chill for awhile.
No need to put nothing on.

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