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Red Mud Gonzo: Sixteen


"Emerging Like The Dawn" by jpg

One 20, one 22.  Both emerging like the dawn, both assaulting the rankings, both willing to sacrifice.  There are no millions for them.  Just yet.  Like Vantaggio, not looking to fit in, but to transcend.  The future will be better than the past, as always.  Retro is nostalgia at its finest, but it's still just nostalgia.  Christian Ruud, a known bandana brother from the past, now watches his son, Casper, get deuce juiced at 2-3 in first set.  Garin is nails.  The hat effed him up in the 2nd set.  He needs a bandana and wristbands, seriously.  Ruud seems to have a bit more game, but we've seen Ga--Reeen dig.



"3 Sets" by peoplesDuke

We going 3 sets!!!



"Strong Mover" by AJ

Second set looked like a Ruud awakening.  Congrats to Christian Garín for strong minded third set.  Strong mover.  Glad you guys went.  Wish I could have made it.  Next year!



"Champagne Smells" by jpg

And all of Chile is celebrating.  Their son, a muddy tennis champion, washed the red dirt off in the River Oaks pool.  He took out Ruud in the third set, his offensive game was too much for the Norwegian.  In Houston, Garin was king.  Finished that Runway Girl tune.  Turned out nice.  We got "champagne smells from the night before, no telling what went down."  So gonzo.



"He Dug It The Most" by TTop

Next year for sure!!  It was our presence that propelled him to victory over Chardy...and look at him now, so Vantaggio!  We gotta have a bigger presence next year...AJ, Bill, you guys gotta make It..Joe is newly committed, he dug it the most...we have the process perfected.

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