The art was empty, void of creativity and void of cool. Nothing could be seen beyond 3 shades of purple. Dark purple to spoil, purple purple to make it rain, and of course, the insecure, envious shade of lavender, the weakest shade, the shade with no soul, the flimsy shade. No heart art is all purple is, ugly art. Boring art.
Not worth the price, not worth the time, not worth the attention. Port-A-Potty art, complete with flies on stink. Bad breath art, stay 10 feet away. Soft art, you catch the drift. Blank art, like it's not even there. Loser art, the kind that doesn't matter.
Let others paint with purple. Let others admire its lameness. Let others fall for its scam. Let others chase its bland tint. Let others care about purple.