Used Dads

>>Comparison of Used Cars and Used Dads.  A lot in common...

^^Used Dads are beat up, dented, scratched, scarred, and sputtering.

^^Worn out, worn in, broken, smoking, and hoping.  "Lord, just get me there."


^^Used Dads are familiar with rejection and neglect, it's an important skill.  Some sit idle for months, years even.

^^Bad spark plugs, cracking belts, bubbling tint, dents, missing rims, and bald tires.


^^The golf course is the junkyard of Used Dads, not many New Dads around. 

^^Used Dads have great stories--roadkills, hydroplanes, burnouts, bugs, skid marks.


^^ No big deal being a Used Dad, nothing that can't be replaced, or fixed up, or taped up, or polished up, or waxxed up.  Or, ignored.

^^Run long enough and a Used Dad might become a classic.  Find himself in a parade.  Live in a garage.