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Red Mud Gonzo: Twenty One

 

"Prince Of A Guy" by AJ


Absolutely a prince of a guy. Very serious.... serious about going to a movie in an actual theatre right now to prep for his next match. Then he will go back to Canberra and hibernate until the grass court season.  Nick moves in mysterious waze.  Same specs, leather and overgrip as my sticks. 



"Not A Bad Life" by King The Todd


Cool. He seems like a good guy when he's not in a match.  Kind of strange that he's opting out of the clay court season too. It will be funny if he wins this clay court tourney then skips the rest.  Not a bad life.



"Double Edged Swordsman"  by jpg


Punked his way out of a doubles win against the Sabanov Brothers, such a double edged swordsman.  Nick plays with fury when on, plays with extreme apathy when off.  His partner, Jack Sock, played awful, just awful.  From my courtside seat I observed.  Kirgios chattered constantly, his eyes darted, his ears heard everything.  Fucks wern't given, then fucks were given, then fucks were spoken, then fucks were yelled.  He's in a good spot, River Oaks will feed his soul.  Hope he wins the singles, but Garin is nails.



"Crazy Man" by King James


Tiafoe forehand... crazy man...



"Yoko Shrieking In The Background" by Amos


Steve Vai, his role with the Czech Republic declaring independence (until his opinions got him in in hot water), Tina Turner and the Ikettes as background singers on Over-Nite Sensation, jamming live with John Lennon (and fing Yoko shrieking in the background), the Turtles singers (named as Flo and Eddie due to lawsuits), etc, etc, and the music!  Indescribable....


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