The Great Wake 2: Dump Your King

Turdeau needs to float away, but he won't; he'll have to be flushed.  Call up the sanitation trucks, this could get messy.  Hose it down later, you hosers, let the clog do its thing, they'll be plenty of time for clean up.  A plunger can usually fix it up quick, and the snake can be used if suction don't work.

Civil disobiedience glows brightest when the arrests are made, no going back.  Patience and resolve and personal pacifism will not lose--MLK, Ghandi, Keith Richards.  Oh Canada, inspire the fall of criminal tyranny!  Dump your king, exile him to the the frozen tundra wastelands.  He smells.

First, resentment will settle in like a searing thorn, this trucker roundup won't go the way Turdeau is expecting.  Resentment only breeds more anger, not less.  Next, a face save will be attempted, but it will be ignored, a turd is a turd, and odor is odor.  Remove it.  Get your fresh air back, there's tons of it up there, eh.