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The Junkyard Court: The Original 50 Cent


Dad was a wheelchair farmer.
That South African tennis dude.
Duffle bags, shoes, off to Florida.
Make the dream come true.
Never said come home.
The original 50 cent.
Off to the ruthless Vitas slaughter.
Lesson learned.

Y'all finish up, then we'll finish up.
At Jimmy's request.
Homework paid off.
Nasty played the other guy.
Cracked a tooth, filled it with a crushed pill.

Yao Ming probably got cold feet.
Wrong conception of capitalism.

Play what you want.
Have fun if you want to.
Roll around the world with an asterisk.
Johan knows Glowface.
Make the girls superstars.
We're taking a hit.
The professional globalists.
Good coaching is not conforming.
Richard Williams is a legend.

The musclemen beat the kangaroos.
At the ranch.
Drink like fish, eat like hogs, the beat life.
Southern Hemisphere folks party.
They got BBQ too.
Elbow.
Seniors have the most fun.
Played there in Mandela Square.

Go ahead and say it will fail.
It will.
Even Davis figured it would end one day.
The World has no chance against Europe.
The enigma is running out of time.
We don't need him.
Footnotes are usually funny.
And train wrecks are tough to ignore.
Lay off the tattoos, the mainstream ink.

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