20/20 Gonzo 10: Bushy Eyebrows

Live from the governing chamber, it's been decided.  Communists sure know how to party.  Lots of vodka straight up.  Lots of fish dishes.  Bushy eyebrows.

The ladies, sturdy and strong.  The children, obedient and energetic.  The men, determined and proud.  Cover up the history, bend the truth.  Strike a pose.

The peasants can be fooled, but not the civilized.  The commies are righteous liars.  The worst kind of liars.  Humorless, in an arrogant way.  The worst kind of way.