Sweet Tea And Beer

Coffee taste so damn bitter.
Even when you add some sugar.
Hot tea is for english wimps.
English punks and english pimps.
Orange Juice makes me pucker.
Citrus is a motherfucker.
Dr. Pepper tastes alright.
But makes my stomach tight.

Goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
Goes fizz, fizz, fizz.
Makes me burp, makes me hurt.
Makes me take a wiz.

Gatorade ain't bad.
But electrolytes are a fad.
Bottled water seems a scam.
Like Perrier from a can.
Wine's not my kind of drink.
Whiskey took me to the brink.
You asked me what I like, my dear.
Guess I like sweet tea and beer.

EAE/DAEx4-AEx2/DADA/DE-

*Cowritten by Corey Baker.