Coffee taste so damn bitter.
Even when you add some sugar.
Hot tea is for english wimps.
English punks and english pimps.
Orange Juice makes me pucker.
Citrus is a motherfucker.
Dr. Pepper tastes alright.
But makes my stomach tight.
Goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
Goes fizz, fizz, fizz.
Makes me burp, makes me hurt.
Makes me take a wiz.
Gatorade ain't bad.
But electrolytes are a fad.
Bottled water seems a scam.
Like Perrier from a can.
Wine's not my kind of drink.
Whiskey took me to the brink.
You asked me what I like, my dear.
Guess I like sweet tea and beer.
EAE/DAEx4-AEx2/DADA/DE-
*Cowritten by Corey Baker.
