The Great Wake 26: A Moron Will

 

A moron will march for death.  A moron will deny their private parts.  A moron will eat media mush in their oatmeal.  A moron will burn a flag.  A moron will step on a crack, breaking their mamma's back.

A moron will buy the t-shirt, the one that must be bought.  A moron will yank their own chain.  A moron will honk their horn in anger, like a road rage yell.  A moron will whine alot.  A moron will nod and nod and nod and nod.

A moron will not get the joke.  A moron will talk alot about hypocrisy.  A moron will find patriotism eventually, though not all patriots are morons, or even many--most patriots are authentic patriots, the morons among them are easy to spot.  A moron will sound like a moron.  A moron will assume you are a moron.