A moron will march for death. A moron will deny their private parts. A moron will eat media mush in their oatmeal. A moron will burn a flag. A moron will step on a crack, breaking their mamma's back.
A moron will buy the t-shirt, the one that must be bought. A moron will yank their own chain. A moron will honk their horn in anger, like a road rage yell. A moron will whine alot. A moron will nod and nod and nod and nod.
A moron will not get the joke. A moron will talk alot about hypocrisy. A moron will find patriotism eventually, though not all patriots are morons, or even many--most patriots are authentic patriots, the morons among them are easy to spot. A moron will sound like a moron. A moron will assume you are a moron.