"Jeeping That Jank" by jpg
Been demolishing these highways since Childress, Texas. I mean jeeping that jank like a calm, frenzied cruiser. The peoplesDuke asleep on the passenger side, wrapped in an acrylic and polyester New Mexican blanket, made in India, bought near Raton, New Mexico. Then the E470 around the east side of Denver. Elevation driving. Like cowboys, hungry as we pull into Fort Collins.
"Pulcinella Pizzeria" by peoplesDuke
Limited seating, long waits at sit downs. At Pulcinella Pizzeria. Pretty darn good! On the road. Hey hey hey. We gone.
"I Saw A Homeless Guy" by Amos
The Duke's line "I saw a homeless guy with a baseball bat, pickin' his nose"......classic....
"Saw A Documentary" by MTB
I was just thinking, "where'd that homeless guy get that baseball bat?!" Also, I once saw a documentary about one of the first American doctors that performed gender reassignments and he practiced in Trinidad. Always think about that when I pass through there.
"8 of the 10" by The Dodge.
We are good. We return 8 of the 10. Delicious.
"Seals And Croft" by TTop
Where y'all at?? Seals and Croft...good right about now. That pizza 🍕 Damm!!
"Those Border Bums" by jpg
plenty of times we drank until 2
always waiting for the next gag
slowing down to back over the damage
next time that dude'll think twice
carry a crowbar under the driver's seat
pull it out if you need to back 'em up
be ready for a bloody nose and knuckle wounds
be ready to let the adrenaline loose
flung women around and went for gold
realizing the tragedy that was inevitable
racing over rocks and rivers and pavement
scabs are shed and ligaments jarred
don't get the shakedown over in new mexico
those border bums paid by the speeders
felt like the fix was in in Texline
sorry 'bout the cancer, call the number on tuesdays