Complete Suburban Meltdown

Plastered walls and gummy vitamins.
Crown molding and family size tea bags.
Decorator bills and frozen waffles.
Ceiling fans and diet drinks.
Door knockers and full fruit bowls.
Leather frames and homemade pasta.
Patio furniture and cherry tomatoes.
Dim lit corners and freezer burn.
Mexican tiles and mexican beers.
Massive mirrors and granola bars.
Broken clocks and jelly jars.
Atrium chandeliers and rye breads.
Modern shower heads and cracker boxes.
A complete suburban meltdown.