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If ya wanna be a country star.

Play them famous country bars.

Take a swing at a security guard.

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If ya wanna prove you're cool.

Cut classes, ditch the school.

Be rude, act a fool.

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Nothing major, but he carried a gun.

Out cruising, having some fun.

Smoked a J, wasn't hurting no one.

Now he's gotta mugshot.


She hit him first, but that's no excuse.

She was unfaithful and really loose.

Showed the cop his chipped front tooth.

Got him another mugshot.


Had a good lawyer, so he's all good.

Acts like an outlaw from the hood.

Sings all about it like an outlaw would.

Cause he's got some good mugshots.


If ya wanna be a country star.

Play them famous country bars.

Take a swing at a security guard.

Getcha a good mugshot.


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