8/30/26

Band Practice: 1. Spitting Tyrant


Inspired by the late 70s punk scene and lit by a nagging call to music making and band association, Amos set his course.  And ours.  Some sort of execution mandate and mysterious ability to form a thing.  Written down and visioned, willed into existence.  Proposed and agreed to, declared and acknowledged, a done deal.


Every mountain needs a pass, every bird needs wings, and every band needs a bandleader.  A foul-mouthed, demanding, sweating, spitting tyrant.  He was none of those things.  His initial recruitment focused on the leftover husks of the Men From Nantucket, a guitar constructor of wild talent, a young bass prodigy, and a list of possible drummers.  So backwards and unconventional, upfront and invading, outlandish and gutty.  


Any band with an ounce of a drop of a chance to do anything groovy or spastic or clean or dirty must have a name.  Amos immediately voted to dust off Some Dude Named Amos, his cover band of the late teens and early 20s, like voting mattered in a band.  Already been done, no do overs in music, no Jefferson Airplane becoming Starship crap. Mork Square, the lead guitarist, offered Metallic Salmon, Forever In Cream Jeans, and others; I offered up Eye Crust, Squizz, and Pee Cans.  No telling where this whacko band of limping, brain demolished, blind, and deaf bandits land, probably be a big flop, but maybe not, we got Austin The Bassist.

Band Practice: 1. Spitting Tyrant

Inspired by the late 70s punk scene and lit by a nagging call to music making and band association, Amos set his course.  And ours.  Some so...