6/27/26

Dumpster Diver

 

I'm a dumpster diver.

Cold blooded survivor.

Went dumpster diving.

For my phone.


My dog was restless.

Been making messes.

Before I dove in,

Took Teddy home.


Couldn't call nobody.

Was a super hot Friday.

Meeting my kin folk,

Gotta get my phone.


One of those big ones.

Not one of the little ones.

Had to get a step stool.

Coulda broke a bone.


The minute I jumped in.

The smell was something.

But I kept going,

I was all alone.


And I got it.

Yes, I got it.

Good God, I got it.

I got my phone.


Only now I think back,

Nothing could hold me back.

Was on a mission.

Into the unknown.


Dumpster diver.

Cold blooded survivor.

Went dumpster diving.

For my phone.


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Laney Gorman co-write.

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Dumpster Diver

  I'm a dumpster diver. Cold blooded survivor. Went dumpster diving. For my phone. My dog was restless. Been making messes. Before I dov...