Got 800 hamburgers on my mind.
Extra lettuce and onions, no cheese on mine.
Usually mayo, I'll go mustard for fun.
Done medium well with a toasted bun.
Bring me the tomatoes on the side.
Dill pickles too, sliced up just right.
Make my beef with the finest cuts.
'Bout a half pound patty should be enough.
Scarfed those fries when I was young.
Slathered with ketchup, lick it off my thumb.
Nothing better with it than a soda pop.
Burp it up so your stomach don't pop.
Got about 800 more to go.
That's twice a month 'til I get real old.
So old where I can't hardly see.
'Til the last hamburger I ever eat.
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