5/13/25

800 Hamburgers

 

Got 800 hamburgers on my mind.

Extra lettuce and onions, no cheese on mine.

Usually mayo, I'll go mustard for fun.

Done medium well with a toasted bun.


Bring me the tomatoes on the side.

Dill pickles too, sliced up just right.

Make my beef with the finest cuts.

'Bout a half pound patty should be enough.


Scarfed those fries when I was young.

Slathered with ketchup, lick it off my thumb.

Nothing better with it than a soda pop.

Burp it up so your stomach don't pop.


Got about 800 more to go.

That's twice a month 'til I get real old.

So old where I can't hardly see.

'Til the last hamburger I ever eat.


GCDG

DCGC

EmAmEmAm

GCDG

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