3/17/25

Popcorn Warrior

 (Chorus)

I'm a popcorn warrior,

holding my phone.

While people in Ukraine,

getting killed by drones.


Look at the bright side, 

not losing our boots.

And our bomb factories,

making lots of loot.


Me, I remember, 

I remember the "Wolverines!"

Red Dawn and Rocky 4,

Drago killed Apollo Creed.


Chorus 


Peace is for the suckers, 

can't let the Russians win.

What's a million more dead,

Get on board, my friend.


Got my T-shirt ready,

Avatars all looking fly.

Microwave set to popcorn,

Gonna watch some war tonight.


Chorus 


CG

DCG




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