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Bag Of Mayonnaise

 

A bag of mayonnaise.

Put me in a haze.

Stole my home base.

Took it all away.


"I grew up on a mayonnaise farm.  One day, my face caught on fire.  My dad put it out with a rake.  That's why my face looks this way."


A bag of mayonnaise.

Put me in a daze.

Stole my home base.

Took it all away.


GC

GD

CG


*Randy Quaid and Jerry Clower co-write credit.

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