The Great Wake 60: Cows Make Sense

 

Squirm worms, they wanna make you go "Eww."  But they got some value, too, think of the earth they slip through.  The grubs they eat, or is it the other way around.  Soil wars of the dirty kind.  In the mud.

The predictable logic of the pigmenters.  Stir that racial spoon, all you high tech lynchers, following their old white man leader.  Fred and Barney were cancelled long ago, no more gay ole times for them, and cave people times must have been full of boredom.  Even looking at stars gets old, but I'm projecting, they probably had games with sticks or coconuts, but I'm projecting, they likely skipped breakfast.  Morning was for hunting and gathering.

Berries, peaches, seafood was big, but doubt if oysters were eaten upon initial human discovery.  Or snails.  Guess they saw the animals eat each other and it was eat or be eaten.  No wonder we don't eat cats.  Cows make sense.