EA.E.D.E.
Ain't had a drop.
Of soda pop.
Not a sip.
Has touched my lips.
I'm done with Coke.
Ain't no joke.
Got rid of the fizz.
Me and my kid.
Oh, soda pop.
Used to like it alot.
But I had enough.
Left it in the dust.
Said Dr Pepper.
Never, never, never.
Too much sugar crazing.
Too much carbonation.