The constitution is nothing like apple pie and baseball! This house manager must be on something. First off, apple pie has light, fluffy crust, and next, baseball is more about steroids, surveillance, and TV contracts. Still don't understand the vileness of the offenses, or the righteous reactions, or the ramifications. It will all be made clear by spring, in the meantime the TV heads are cheering for their side, insulting the other side, and likely washing down lots of pills with lots of booze.
In a victory for male attire sanity and practicality, ties are out. An unfunctioning burden literally wrapped around the neck, tucked under a collar, and in the way. At least bow ties stay cleaner, and look especially sharp on those with moustaches, but somehow they add a clownish tinge. Suspenders seem a thing of the past too, and rightfully so, gone the way of overalls, the athletic clothing revolution has done its thing. As for females, their attire sanity and practicality is their own, nothing but admiration, appreciation, and support.
Iowa is about the most heavenly place on earth. Green rolling hills, miles and miles of corn rows, the Bridges of Madison County, folks with big teethy smiles, and maid rites- the sloppy joe of the north. The buses and vans have arrived, the expresses, the barn stormers, the presidential candidates who will save their lives from Oz. The corporations are coming with their evil money and and their awful innovations and their dumb jobs, we are not in Kansas anymore. Ready for the get down, ready for the show, watch the yellow brick road, the scarecrow will be there soon.