Red Mud Gonzo: Eleven

"Houston By Mid-Morning" by jpg

Let gravity do its work.  We will slam south at ridiculous speeds.  Early on that second Wednesday in April.  Early early, before the produce trucks hit the roads.  Before any of the sun's light is near.  In the dark.  Houston by mid-morning.  Visioning myself in the back of a luxury automobile, one of those Audi's perhaps, high fidelity, digital, robotic gadgets.  Ignoring traffic, the dumb city designers of Houston's past, and the whole Garland-like metropolis.  Tranced by red mud thoughts and ideas, only gaining attention when the River Oaks estates play on our transparent instincts of envy.  Hope it don't rain.



"There Is A Plan" by peoplesDuke

Where did you buy the passes? I couldn't find on official site.  Stub hub?  Can we get press credentials?  We need to have a meeting.  Keck and I are retrenching.  There is a plan.  It will work.



"Alright Jacksonians!" by jpg

2 rooms left at Montrose Place.  $135 each.  I'll book the double bed room, someone else book the other.  Hotels.com.

Alright Jacksonians!  Got my two US Clay Court Day Session passes for Wed. and Thurs.  Also, booked the 2 double bed room at Montross.  Sweet suite is left for same price.  Suite has rollout bed and king.  There is a process for press credentials.  I'm on it!



"My Serbian Brother" by TTop

My Serbian Brother through to the next round.



"The Female Onion" by peoplesDuke

Yeah, yeah. I heard the same shit about Nadia Petrova 10 years ago and Carolina Sprem, and then it was Yanina Wickmayer, and last but not least Sabine Lisicki after watching her destroy Dominika Cibulkova "The female onion" at the Irving tournament.



"The Vans Pattern" by jpg

Regarding patterns, the Nike seasonal offering this year seems a total give up and lacks imagination.  No colors that pop, bland.  80s retro doesn't work.  The Vans pattern belongs primarily on Vans, chess, checkers, and overpriced bakery floors.