the circus barker called up the midgets
they ran around that big tent the whole time
playing tricks on the poor big cats
camel rides for 10 bucks a head. two for one on sundays.
that benitez family got some good flyers
what a life they live
trailers and extended applause
lost a brother, son, and really good tosser last month
cancelled the saturday night show in amarillo
buried him in the graveyard on the north side of town
dedicated the sunday show to his memory
broke it all down on monday and drove to dumas for the next show
on wednesday night, 3 of the midgets got thrown in jail for disorderly conduct
a drunk cowboy made one too many jokes
detectives found his eyeball the next morning, floating in a fish tank
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