12/26/11

Smiling Desperado

a good man is like God's worn out jeans...
a good man is like a fire's burning embers...
a good man is like a good practical joke...
a good man is like a map of asia...

...and asia never once quit calling me.

a good man is like a starlet's double d's...
a good man is like a second cup of coffee...
a good man is like a raging dinner bell...
a good man is like a smiling desperado...

...and desperados always have a plan.

a good man is like a prince with wings...
a good man is like a sundown on the bayou...
a good man is like a lemon or a lemondrop...
a good man is like a runner in a dream...

...and dreams are heaven's glimpses.



Burnt Aggie Gonzo 2: Pig Out

  My advice is to never act on my predictions.  Mock them, brush them off, laugh at them, but do not act on them, put no money up.  The Hogs...