A bag of mayonnaise. Put me in a haze. Stole my home base. Took it all away. "I grew up on a mayonnaise farm. One day, my face caught on fire. My dad put it out with a rake. That's why my face looks this way." A bag of mayonnaise. Put me in a daze. Stole my home base. Took it all away. GC GD CG *Randy Quaid and Jerry Clower co-write credit.