Gonzo Of Oz 2: Make Your Own Ranch

 

Like oatmeal on a cool summer morning, like resting at the beach again.  This will make an incredible movie one day.  The complete humiliation of America.  Rubbed in our faces for effect.  This won't go the way some expect.

Voting is makeup, it hides the blemishes.  The law is a weapon, it already won, don't fight it.  Money is what all thieves want.  That, and lots of nice, cheap death.  Get rid of the eyewitnesses.

Jack up the prices, let's drain 'em first.  Gourmet pretzels should cost $9 a bag, I guess.  Blame it on inflation.  It's poison, anyway, go for the carrot and celery sticks.  Make your own ranch.