Anything from the Department Of Anything cannot be trusted. This is liberty 101. Only A smidgen of scrutiny smashes any notion of integrity and public service from the current DC Department Of Swinging Dicks And Chicks. Our employees. The cream has dropped to the bottom, it's curdled and bad, it's no good.
Announcements are meaningless, memorandums are random, news is old, and no one follows up like they promise. Criminals will return to the scene of the crimes, election after election. First, the breakout, rashes and lesions. Then, the open sores, the puss, the scabs. Finally, the pick off, back to pink.
Maybe one day your vote counts 0.95, perhaps your favored staus gives you 1.05 VR (Voter Ratio). Boost your VR with vaccine loyalty, mush media viewing credits, electric vehicle ownership, air conditioning minimalism, and meat disavowment. Max out your VR, Maxine and Max, vote like an American. Of course, it's maximum Boogiemax. Viruses (both kinds--computer and cellular), bombs, bankruptcy, shortages, and Russians.