Got no jokes, but funny things occur. Starts with the looting. Angry envy, there are no starving looters. None that I've seen. The Stoics say give anger a day of thought before taking action, let the envy simmer, let it sizzle a little.
The authorities have demanded your papers, whip out the passports. Or, you'll be reported. And being reported is all we need to figure out the group of rational citizens. Don't ask, don't tell. Get the fuck out.
Is the NBA still on? Gave up Coke, or any other fizzed up, sugared up liquid. Keep your dignity, folks. It's essential and required. Opportunity is usually found, it rarely knocks.