Vitamin C Deprivation

Let's all be scared of the Boogie Hackers.  Russian, of course.  Gas, meat, maybe orange juice is next.  Vitamin C deprivation will sink us all!  Save us, Jesus, save us, Joe.

In truth, these companies got scammed, probably cut corners protecting their data, made the profit line look nice a few quarters ago.  May they fail!  Better run companies will emerge, meat ain't going nowhere.

U.F.O.s without aliens is nothing.  Bringing out all the hysteria, whipping it up, boogie, boogie, boogie.  Varients!  But the citizens are apathetic and calloused, a bit less gullible.  They seethe.