That's when I heard the clackle I was hearing. Made me coil inside, made my eyes start tearing.
He said hey you play tennis you'd be really good. I said, I know, but I'm from the tennis hood.
I'm serious, he insisted, it's good exercise. Wasn't getting the hint, so I looked him in the eyes.
Said no, motherfucker, I'll never play that game, on my death bed I'm gonna say the same.
(Chorus)
Don't wanna play your pickleball.
Nothing against it, just not my bag.
Seems real fun, seems great and all.
Heard it all before from the pickleball nags.
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