Artistic Glass Mechanically Formed

the incredible stories of how it's made.
rust proof plastic chippers tested by cool girls.
spring loaded contraptions with a snug tight fit.
green lawn commercials promising 100 square feet.
tapping music and a knowing narrator.
artistic glass mechanically formed.
the only cutting material available is diamonds.
layers of sand designs ready for baking.
completely scratch resistant and heavy.
looping percussions and wiz bang noises.